Showing posts with label Larry Craig. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Larry Craig. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Gavin Newsom's not the only one

Nevada Senator John Ensign admitted yesterday that he had an affair with a married staffer last year. This probably puts a kabosh on the huge "Ensign for President" movement- all 6 people are hopping of that bandwagon.

Ensign was the same guy who condemned Bill Clinton and Larry Craig for their... recreational activities. By the way, has there ever been a worse job than the vice cop who was assigned to the bathroom at the Minnesota airport? "Uhmmm, yeah, Lou, what you need to do is plant yourself in a stall and tap your foot and hopefully someone will want to have sex with you in the bathroom- maybe even a family values Senator."

The early front-runner for quote of the year comes from Ensign's wife: "With the help of our family and close friends, our marriage has become stronger. I love my husband.” Yeah, nothing strengthens a marriage like sleeping with a staffer, especially when her husband also works for you. Good times all around. Maybe this is what they mean by making it a "big tent party".