The Bush "Library"

Shockingly, George W. Bush is having trouble raising money for his library. It is projected to cost $300 million. Man, that's a lot of coloring books! I envisions a multi-media center that has a lot of sock puppets- very similar to how they gave Bush his national security briefings.

Politico reports:

"The former president and first lady have already begun holding small private dinners to persuade wealthy friends to invest in a monument and incubator based on the values and events of his presidency."

What sort of monument is fitting for the Bush Presidency? Let's all ponder that one for a minute.