Bush declines hardware store job

Seems Bush was recently offered a job at a hardware store in Dallas, Texas:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7904222.stm

"The owner of the Texas chain made the offer earlier this month in a letter published in a Dallas newspaper. But despite not yet having a publisher for his memoirs, Mr Bush decided on reflection to turn the job down."

Of course he didn't take it, but I had some great mental images of George Bush, 2 weeks into his job at the hardware store, with shelves and display tables collapsing all around behind him as the store manager was busy filing for bankruptcy.