Thursday, April 2, 2009

People the stimulus plan needs to help

Mr. T
The guys in N'Sync who aren't Justin
Whichever of Milli and Vanilli is alive
David Caruso
Isiah Thomas
Hammer
Joe Millionaire
The Culkin Family
Buddy from Charles in Charge (see here)
White Lion
White Snake
Phillip Michael Thomas
The Full House kids who aren't Olsen twins
Shelley Long
Everyone who left ER not named George Clooney (yes, even the Prince of Soul Glow)
Dave Chapelle
98% of contestants from Road Rules and Real World
Shawn Kemp and family
Travis Henry and larger family
Mr. T (yeah, I know he is in here twice, but he really needs the help)
Jennifer Grey- Apparently, you can put Baby in a corner
Judd Nelson
The Coreys

1 comment:

  1. Dude, Caruso has a hit CBS show and Isiah made millions while screwing up the Knicks. I would add the following:
    -The cast of Dirty Dancing 2
    -Brigitte Nielsen
    -University of Miami football (the tanking of the South Florida economy hit their recruiting hard)
    -Newt Gingrich, to help pay for new sins, now that, as a Catholic, his old ones have been forgiven
    -the GOP fashion budget, given the way that the Palin's emptied it last year
    -Me, after the recent Vegas trip

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